Showing posts with label bed. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bed. Show all posts

Saturday, November 30, 2013

A Rose Causes Confusion

(Name withheld)™: Hey, hey :) Did you look around your house today or yesterday? I think someone left something for you
Bock McMillan: LOL no
(Name withheld)™: Not me, but someone else…
Bock McMillan: I just came on shortly yesterday and today I came straight here. Someone left something?
(Name withheld)™: OK. go look at your bedroom when you have a chance, just a hint
Bock McMillan: Do I need to go home and see at once? And WTF were you doing in my bedroom?
(Name withheld)™: Uhmm maybe you should go see before he logs on at least
Bock McMillan: LOL OK
(Name withheld)™: I wasn't in your bedroom, he told me. And knowing you, I knew you wouldn't notice lol

I teleport home to check what’s going on.and this is what I find in my bedroom.
Bock McMillan: Awwwwwww
(Name withheld)™: Isn't that like super sweet
Bock McMillan: It is ;)
(Name withheld)™: I almost cried when he told me... I'm a softy lol
Bock McMillan: Sweet
(Name withheld)™: Are you touched? You should hear how he talks about you. He's really smitten mate!
Bock McMillan (after a long silence): It’s unbelievable but… I think I found a second good man
(Name withheld)™: Huh? Are you kidding me?
Bock McMillan: Kidding you?

(Name withheld)™ proceeds to copy and pastes in the last sentences I have uttered

Bock McMillan: Yeah, I know what I said, where is the joke?
(Name withheld)™: OK, you are confusing me
Bock McMillan: In what way
(Name withheld)™: Well, what do you mean?
Bock McMillan: I found a second good man, what’s confusing about it?
(Name withheld)™: Explain! ... Oh, you mean after dad?
Bock McMillan: LOL duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Name withheld)™: O.M.G, I thought you found another guy besides Tomais. Grrrr!
Bock McMillan: O.M.G! Are you crazy?
(Name withheld)™: Told you I was confused

(Name withheld)™ was nearly going to strangle you

Bock McMillan: I may use this on the blog
(Name withheld)™: Don't you dare! lol
Bock McMillan: I will actually, but I will replace your name with (Name withheld)
(Name withheld)™: Hahaha it's fine! But all kidding aside I was really shocked!
The thoughtful and sweet rose giver is rewarded
My son and heir is my oldest remaining friend in SecondLife. I have known and - mostly - loved him since 2007. We have had wonderful times, good times, bad times and horrible times together, but whenever something like this happens I am made aware of how much I do love him.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Rules For Sharing My Bed

(from The Doghouse Diaries via J.M.G. - Please insert "his" where it says "hers")
When I saw this cartoon on the Joe.My.God. blog today I was reminded of my strongly held views on sharing a bed.

I am not at all opposed to a bit of post-coital smooching, cuddling, snuggling, spooning and chit-chatting, but once that is done and it may be time to sleep I want, nay I demand, total S-E-P-A-R-A-T-I-O-N of bodies.

You will know when this time comes because I will be up airing out the room, smoothing the sheets, fluffing the pillows and the duvets.

You will be given your own pillow and your own duvet, do not attempt to take my stuff. Leave at least ten (10) centimeters of space from any part of your body to any part of my body. If you snore, under no circumstances fall asleep until you have made sure that I am already sleeping.

Once I am asleep no rules apply any longer and you may take any liberties, I will not notice. Another set of rules apply when it is time to wake up.

For your own safety you are encouraged not to try to squeeze, fondle, hug or kiss me before I have showered, brushed my teeth, had my first two cups of coffee and have started answering your questions.

If you for some reason must wake me up, speak to me with a gentle and kind voice. Your life is at risk if you poke me, tickle me anywhere on my beautiful body or start pulling off my duvet etc. etc.

By all means feel free to talk with me about anything on your mind - I will not bother listening anyway - but do not start arguing with me or criticizing me until I have started answering normal questions like "Did you sleep well?", "Would you like another cup of coffee?".

Follow these simple guidelines and we will get on famously together!